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Showing posts with label Funny stuff. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Funny stuff. Show all posts

Sunday, 5 May 2013

Promise me You Won't Post these on the Internet in a Public Website


Promise me You Won't Post these on the Internet in a Public Website.
Or any other Website, Like Dating Website, Free Internet Dating Website, Public Health Website.
Because You Know if You Do that. I will be Damned.

Well Honey, No i Won't Post these On the Internet.
Unless you Dump Me ;)



Monday, 15 April 2013

few Honest NO TRESPASSING signs!


Well yeah. They are Honest. Alot more than what i expected.



Friday, 12 April 2013

wow :/ its beautiful.


Wow It is beautiful, Isnt it ?
But wait What is it ? No! it is not what you thought at the first sight.
These are Feet. Human Feet :P



We Sucked Your D!ck in HS.


Tyler # 19
We sucked your D!ck in Highschool.
Do You remember us ?

Nahh i don't think so. No one remembers such people :D
You should better go and try your luck some other place :P



Lmao. I bet you have never seen a shirt like this before ...



When i first saw it. I was surprised :P i showed it to my friends , they could not stop laughing. 
I know the girl did not mean what is written there but if someone looks at her back from a big distance. 
then wow. It really does look like she means it cause no one writes such things on shirts etc for public to read. i hope no one came to hear and told her. Hey lady, Im ready to do what you have written on your back .. :D :D :D :D



OMG what is she ? :/


Omg :/ it took me a long time to know what it actually was :/ at first my heart skipped a beat when i saw it :/
Considering it something else :P



Sunday, 24 March 2013

what in the world is he doing ? :/


LOL .. You Dirty Dirty Mind! I thought the same at the First but when i saw the Full Picture .. 
I was Like ... WOW you dirty mind! you judge so quickly :D



I Rented This H00ker.


The Boy's Tee says I RENTED THIS H00KER. xD
And the Girl asked us why We were Taking her picture ?
well well .. lemme tell you this now .. We were not taking your picture girl.
We were actually taking picture of this awesome Tee and this most perfect moment.
When you see this picture . Do not say the Guy was our Friend. But the guy totally appeared out of no where and well when we saw it. we Knew this was our chance of catching Something Awesome ;)



Sunday, 17 March 2013

Holy Shit! LOOK!


Yeah Yeah .. Like i care if there is a Pirate or not .. the Truth is i have not yet been able to see anything other than , if you know what i mean :D



Tuesday, 12 March 2013

Hooters Ballgirl Picks Up Live Baseball And Tosses it To Crowd.




Hooters Ballgirl Picks Up Live Baseball And Tosses it To Crowed


Hooters employee working as a ballgirl at a baseball game in Florida had no idea she was interrupting live play today when she picked up a ball and threw it to a young fan.
The woman, whose identity is unknown, was on the sideline at a training game in Florida today between the Philadelphia Phillies and the Tampa Bay Rays when a ball was hit in her direction.



Monday, 11 March 2013

Oh my God .. I almost gave a fuck .


ahahahahha .. this dude is funny indeed :D



WTF .. Hulk's D!ck !


haha .. No its not Hulk's D!ck .. it is posted here to troll you .. it does look like a BIG d!ck .. but it aint .. these are just bottles .. so calm down girls :P



They said i could be Anything ..... so



They said i could be anything ....
So i became Nicki Minaj ...

^^ LOOOL .. this dude made me laugh so freaking bad .. Among so many things in the world .. and you choose to be nicki minaj ?? xD xD 



he has a Big D!ck ?


LOL .. so here you are people .. you must have thought the same as the other women shown in this pretty picture .. showing an old man having a big Boner ..
well no .. you were wrong .. you can see it better than me what it really is .. 
so never fall for what might see big :P maybe its just to troll you :D :D



Turns RED when WET!!


Shower rug turns red when wet !!
Scare the hell out of some Visitors !!

LMAO .. After seeing this picture .. I'm Getting very naughty ideas in my mind :P :P
But i aint telling you :D i will do work on those ideas alone.



What the .... is that a pu$$y ?


Dirty Dirty Mind .. You have a Dirty Mind .
No that is not a Pu$$y .. its just that you have a dirty mind :D :D :D
Calm Calm down. I know better .. what it looks like ..
but in the End .. its just an Apple .. you know A for Apple .. 
no big deal :D :D :P :P



Let the Stalking, Begin!


Your Crush accepted your friend request.
Let the Stalking BEGIN!
haha .. this is a Fact . i mean i have personally seen so many people doing this and never feel any guilt about it. Instead they feel proud :D they stalk all night long .. and the very next morning they start telling their friends about the stories . they seem to spend more time stalking on their crushes than doing anything ..
Crazy Crazy World indeed!



Sunday, 10 March 2013

Ever heard of a Tampon ?


Damn Bitch! the hell is that ?
Ever heard of a Tampon ??

^^ omg omg omg omg omg !!!! What is that ?? she really needs to know what a tampon is :D or she will have a very bad effect on the neighborhood. 
someone please can you buy her Tampons ? so that we stop seeing all these blood on the street :P



are you alcoholic ?



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for Liquor home delivery.

^^^ xD .. One of the best Business cards ever! and when i say ever. i mean ever!
those in the business should learn from his and be a little creative :D who knows maybe just one business card might change your whole life .. if you know what i mean ;)



Saturday, 9 March 2013

When i Take photos.


Yeah that is totally True .. I have personally experienced it. alot of times. When you take a photo of yourself, it seems as if you are the most beautiful creature that has ever walked on the surface of this earth :P .. you kinda feel more good .. but when others take it .. you feel like you are the ugliest person in this entire world .. you run after your friends so that you can delete the photos from their cameras or cell phones .. These things have happened to me alot of time. When someone else takes your photo and its not good .. then they tell you they are posting this on a social networking site .. You feel like someone terrible is about to happen :D :D